11th
life outside of sydni-vision
Seems like Sydni’s been using this thing more than I have. IT’S TIME FOR THE MEN IN THE HOUSE TO STOMP THE FUCK DOWN AND DO IT LIKE MEN SHOULD.
Now,
If this posting gets deleted I swear to god, there will a be:
- a room flipping
- massive shortage in drinks and food around the house, due to them being inside of my stomach
- a can of whoop ass opened for like a month, bro (I bought in bulk from Cosco)
We NEED water. There has been no water for so long that I can’t remember when I drank it. WATER IS NECESSARY FOR LIFE TO TAKE PLACE.
It smells pretty terrible in the kitchen. like. a mix of dead cats, flowers, maggots & spoiled dairy products.
Sydni, get back on your bike. its been weeks. if you don’t, I’m going to just have to call you a dyke poser biker. You gotta fight that wall, bro. NEVER BACK DOWN. Just let the fuggin bastard do im’self in.
ps. Sydni, I swept a dead mouse from the front of your door in the foyer. I wasn’t going to tell you because I figured you would start yelling. And I hate that. Yelling. Hopefully text won’t have the same effect, and I’m sorry about the mouse (I think Bella killed it and brought it to you as a trophy)
Also, I’ve been thinking about what James’s life would be like if he started playing a like 5 disc RPG game. Would he ever leave the couch? I have a feeling he would persevere through the game, getting every secret and everything that gamefaq could tell im’. RIGHT ON BROTHER!!!!!!!
I need to stop freaking out about my tattoo. It looks fine, dumbass.
Mylan, thanks for helping me buy those mics. I forgot to say that shit, and now your always at work. Punk.
Oh, another thing that I was withholding from you Syd was that there was a pretty large bow filled with maggots in our kitchen today. Like, Big ones. I took care of it though. If you see any around the house be sure to let me know, I will exterminate them. (they were only like, peanut sized maggots)
FUCK YEAH BRO: GET SUM.
